Which is proof positive of how boring Eric's sex life must be.

But seriously though, I've held a grudge against Eric ever since he uttered this completely absurd quote. He never backed away from it, because he didn't misspeak--he believes it.

In the twitter age and today's political landscape, the modes of privacy have been pushed to the rails. So even if you are only a minor celebrity, or whatever embarrassing episode you're caught in is viral, the gory details of every single part of your life could be blaring from a bullhorn on every street corner in milliseconds flat.