Re:25 Years In Speech Technology and I still don’t talk to m...
by ufmace on Monday October 26, 2020 @02:24PM
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Jokes aside, the police probably want to know whether your complaint is that there is a burglar holding you at gunpoint, or that you're trying to order a pizza. They probably get both types of calls at about the same frequency.
Re:25 Years In Speech Technology and I still don’t talk to m...
by arkh on Monday October 26, 2020 @01:51PM
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Even if it works: do you expect the police to stop the burglar before they shoot you?
Re:25 Years In Speech Technology and I still don’t talk to m...
by wongarsu on Monday October 26, 2020 @01:58PM
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I don't expect a burglar to shoot me. Raising the charge from breaking and entering to armed robbery is dumb enough, raising it to murder is downright stupid.
Drug addiction makes people do crazy things, but there's a reason why most burglars flee as soon as they are noticed
Me: "Alright man, I'll tell you where is money ... ALEXA CALL THE POLICE!"
Alexa: "Shuffling songs by The Police"
* EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE plays as I get punched 24 times *
from https://twitter.com/ppathole/status/1092034892249079813