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Re:I am seriously considering going back to desktop computers by EdPF on Sunday October 25, 2020 @07:06PM (#24890929)
You understand Murphy's law, and other laws of the universe well!
Re:I am seriously considering going back to desktop computers by WalterBright on Sunday October 25, 2020 @08:42PM (#24891625)
Not only do I control the weather, but the stock market, too. If I buy a stock, it goes down. If I sell it, it goes up.

Every time.

Fortunately, after about 6 weeks or so, the market forgets I did a transaction, and things start moving my way. I'm forced to be a long term investor.

Re:I am seriously considering going back to desktop computers by dkersten on Sunday October 25, 2020 @09:57PM (#24892111)
Now, if only you would let the rest of us know before you buy or sell stock ;-)
Re:I am seriously considering going back to desktop computers by giardini on Monday October 26, 2020 @12:03AM (#24892726)
waiterbright says>" If I buy a stock, it goes down. If I sell it, it goes up."?

Vijay, is that you?