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Re:How does a gas pump know to shut itself off? (1981) by treeman79 on Saturday October 10, 2020 @09:32PM (#24743195)
Works RadioShack many many years ago.

Customer came in soaked in gasoline.

Into an electronic store...

She got very fast service as we rushed to get her out the door.

Apparently there was an “incident” at the pump.

We suspected lack of brains

Re:How does a gas pump know to shut itself off? (1981) by Shared404 on Sunday October 11, 2020 @12:16AM (#24743676)
Problem exists between cognizance and cranium.

(Anyone have a good word starting with K?)