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Re:Pinocchio Dies, Bambi Gets Shot, and Other Changes to Dis... by gambiting on Sunday October 04, 2020 @05:02AM (#24677404)
So I don't know if this is real, but what an incredible read explaining the actual story of Pinnochio as written by the author:

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/cyuy4c/z/eyv1pe3

Re:Pinocchio Dies, Bambi Gets Shot, and Other Changes to Dis... by goto11 on Sunday October 04, 2020 @08:31AM (#24678514)
You can read the actual book: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/500
Re:Pinocchio Dies, Bambi Gets Shot, and Other Changes to Dis... by 082349872349872 on Sunday October 04, 2020 @05:16AM (#24677468)
Real af, that's the Carlo Collodi story I remember. I don't know if Tolstoy's буратино was any more saccharine, but it's doubtful. Fairy tales as recorded by the Grimms are also generally dark (and folk songs generally filthy).

Thomas Bowdler, LRCP, FRS (an inspiration for Orwell's crimestop?) was an english bowlderiser who flipped up Antony+Cleopatra, among other plays, which causes one to wonder what that melonfarmer did with lines like:

    "She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed:
    He plough'd her, and she cropp'd."
Bonus script: https://web.mit.edu/johanna/Public/skinhead.hamlet