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Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by 4cao on Thursday September 24, 2020 @10:54AM (#24579169)
Excellent!

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(= END [of program])

How about YouTuBasic?

Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by penne12 on Thursday September 24, 2020 @10:58AM (#24579220)
The parser should use TikTokenization