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Re:Apple Fitness+ by vincnetas on Tuesday September 15, 2020 @03:04PM (#24485383)
... A pig

In a cage

On antibiotics

Re:Apple Fitness+ by Austin_Conlon on Tuesday September 15, 2020 @04:15PM (#24486223)
Strangely enough, Apple actually ran an ad where someone said "I dutifully oblige when the Apple Watch reminds me to stand up every hour": https://youtu.be/N-x8Ik9G5Dg?t=62.