Hehe, well you forgot: why diapers at all?

1) No diapers, no resources used.

2) There are cultures who just don’t use them, why so imperialistic?

3) Isn’t your disgust of the smell of old diapers just a social construct?

> The plant is a shrub native to tropical and subtropical regions around the world, including the Americas, Africa, Egypt and India.

How dare you grow non-native plants in your german backyard ! This is both a remnant of colonialism AND a danger to local biodiversity.

you need to build an underground greenhouse deep enough to be under aquifers and to be geothermically heated in winter powered by an all zero emission electrical grid

But then your agricultural run off could end up in the ocean. You don't want to kill the whales, do you?