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Re:The Unix timestamp will begin with 16 this Sunday by divbzero on Saturday September 12, 2020 @01:00PM (#24453779)
Little is known about “Unix” but it is believed he or she was a charismatic spiritual leader who brought hope, healing, and comfort to countless humans on Earth and inspired numerous disciples including “BSD”, “Linux”, and “System V”.
Re:The Unix timestamp will begin with 16 this Sunday by throw0101a on Saturday September 12, 2020 @02:24PM (#24454331)
> Little is known about “Unix” but […]

As opposed to eunuchs.

Re:The Unix timestamp will begin with 16 this Sunday by ithkuil on Sunday September 13, 2020 @03:31AM (#24459109)
Well, isn't Unix a castrated Multics?