In 2014 a friend made a joke Kickstarter (I guess in response to the Potato Salad Kickstarter campaign) where he would make a PB&J sandwich, vacuum seal it, and mail it to you.

I still have it at the bottom of my freezer, vacuum sealed. Some day he will randomly get it back in the mail.

I found a tin of cocoa powder manufactured in West Germany during a kitchen renovation. I opened it and it smelled exactly like freshly bought powder. No idea what I'm going to do with it, but disposing of it is right out. Eventually I should probe it with a butter knife to see if the previous eccentric owners stashed anything inside...

I once bought a doughnut (raspberry Jam filling) that stayed on top of my PC at work for ~15 years or so. It shrank a tiny bit and went rock solid, but otherwise remained unchanged from the day it was “born” until I left UWE. Apparently they threw it away the day after I left, so the experiment ended.

The milk applied to MIT as well: https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/happy-21st-birthday-to...

I thought the article would be about using nondestructive means to investigate its contents now.

Q. (voiceover) Farms in Cambridge?

A. (cow with pocket protector) μ....

Sally Davies’ Happy Meal Project {on mobile you might want the desktop site}.

https://www.sallydaviesphoto.com/gallery.html?gallery=Happy+...