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Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by wodenokoto on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @05:38AM (#24280790)
Somehow I think the joke would be more fun if you dropped the unrealistic perks and actually sold it for $1200 a year.
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by r-w on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @09:32AM (#24282280)
Then it wouldn't be a joke, it would be "art".
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by cdubzzz on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @07:50AM (#24281550)
Absolutely. This could be another Million Dollar Homepage idea.
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by geocrasher on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @09:12AM (#24282120)
I actually didn't realize it was a joke until reading the HN thread lol. I like it!
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by wodenokoto on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @09:17AM (#24282160)
> Interested? Reach out to [email protected] to start our hand-crafted, three-month-long, white-glove onboarding process which comes with a complementary bottle of champagne, a traditional mud massage, a door handle from a vintage Rolls-Royce Phantom, a portrait of a dead European royalty framed in gold, Leonardo Da Vinci's left thumb, and of course, your very own heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com email.

I feel like if you read that part, it is pretty obvious that this thing isn't real.

Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by dhagz on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @10:13AM (#24282636)
Right? There's only so many Phantoms out there.
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by geocrasher on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @11:35AM (#24283399)
Oh I definitely realized it was over the top but didn't realize it was a joke.
Re:Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.com by _1100 on Wednesday August 26, 2020 @09:51AM (#24282441)
A man can dream...