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Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by kasperni on Sunday August 09, 2020 @04:31AM (#24098226)
I just installed Oracle DB to help my mum with managing her recipes. It's really improved her TTT (Time to table).
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by skummetmaelk on Sunday August 09, 2020 @04:53AM (#24098288)
No child was ever disowned for choosing Oracle!
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by Scarblac on Sunday August 09, 2020 @09:59AM (#24099678)
Telling my children now that they would become the first, if they did this. In our house we use PostgreSQL.
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by yyyk on Sunday August 09, 2020 @08:37AM (#24099196)
That's because there wasn't anything to inherit once the Oracle audit was done, right?
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by rapnie on Sunday August 09, 2020 @07:50AM (#24098979)
Went with SAP to keep in contact with granny. She has her rolodex organized now, it is a blast.
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by ozim on Sunday August 09, 2020 @08:13AM (#24099087)
Good for you, I just spent 500m euro to get my family onto SAP turned out strategic goals for my family did not align and we had to cancel.
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by edgefield0 on Sunday August 09, 2020 @07:06AM (#24098778)
I use Oracle DB for managing my daily to-do list. I'll never miss a task again!
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by KineticLensman on Sunday August 09, 2020 @11:53AM (#24100404)
Your child might need 'My First Timesheet'
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by cultofmetatron on Sunday August 09, 2020 @08:13AM (#24099082)
wouldn't sqlite do the job just fine?
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by ZephyrBlu on Sunday August 09, 2020 @08:24AM (#24099135)
What kind of heathen uses SQLite? Praise our Lord and Saviour Larry Ellison <3.
Re:Business software is so good now, that it’s competing wit... by GreenWatermelon on Sunday August 09, 2020 @08:35AM (#24099195)
...I do

learned it from CS50.