As someone shocked how many of the commenters here are wearing cargo pants, I'll admit those gstar ones look pretty good and modern. That said, I think you're being very generous by suggesting this crowd is on the cutting edge of cargo pants fashion with slim fit and modern silhouettes.
This seems more likely: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Dork+in+cargo+pants&t=fpas&iar=ima...
I was trying not to search along those terms, but yeah that's pretty much what I was thinking. Even as modern as the g star ones are, they are still substantially bulkier than say levis 511s-
[511s] https://www.very.co.uk/levis-511-slim-fit-jeans-black/160011...
Another commenter mentioned fitting a notebook & pen in pockets - I'd struggle to fit them in your current pants.
[0] https://columbia.scene7.com/is/image/ColumbiaSportswear2/179...
[1] https://www.g-star.com/en_gb/shop/men/trousers/d02190-5126-2...