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Re:Methane rises to highest level on record by xwdv on Thursday July 16, 2020 @08:02AM (#23858102)
From the article, the solution is obvious, but no one has the courage to implement it.

An artificial virus, deadly and highly contagious, with long incubation periods, forcing people to stay home and sending high CO2 emission industries crumbling into bankruptcy. Look what something as weak as COVID has done in a short amount of time. Also make another virus that can spread through high methane emitting livestock and kills them quickly, and anyone who eats an infected animal.

At the same time if you create a vaccine against the virus, you can sell it to powerful and wealthy individuals on the black market for vast sums of money. There might be riots, but why contain it? Let it spread through the schools and churches.

Re:Methane rises to highest level on record by kilroy_jones on Thursday July 16, 2020 @08:16AM (#23858193)
I'm going to agree this a solution, but I think we should probably tick through the first thousand or two more reasonable ones before we get to mass murder.
Re:Methane rises to highest level on record by xwdv on Thursday July 16, 2020 @08:21AM (#23858233)
There is no time, a lot of the other solutions require people to willingly change their behaviors en masse.

But people don’t change. They have to be forced to changed.

Re:Methane rises to highest level on record by carapace on Thursday July 16, 2020 @08:45AM (#23858411)
"Release a deadly virus to save the world!"

You're talking like a character from a bad sci-fi movie. And I should know. I've been binge-watching MST3K for a week solid.