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Re:Twilio Acquires Electric Imp by apengwin on Tuesday July 14, 2020 @10:12PM (#23840441)
Imagine:

We're actually pretty ambivalent that we've acquired Electirc Imp. Is this important news? Not sure, but we'll find out together.

Re:Twilio Acquires Electric Imp by mellosouls on Tuesday July 14, 2020 @10:23PM (#23840511)
Ha. I was more thinking "We are pleased to announce..." is sufficient.
Re:Twilio Acquires Electric Imp by conception on Tuesday July 14, 2020 @11:33PM (#23840982)
Being professional isn’t cool anymore.
Re:Twilio Acquires Electric Imp by objektif on Tuesday July 14, 2020 @10:59PM (#23840725)
I like this one. I would add "We most likely overpaid by a lot."