Meanwhile, I need AWS support constantly because their entire platform is a gigantic social experiment in minimum viable products. How crusty are people willing to tolerate? Evidently: very, very crusty.
What I do know about GCP is they had a production bug in their tooling that was breaking everything for literally 100s of customers and they never even bothered replying to the bug report on their support forums. That experience along with the general modus operandi of shutting things down that don't further their surveillance capitalism business model means I won't be trying them again.
I'm convinced they mvp every possible idea because it makes their platform more sticky. The more services you use, the harder it is to leave them for something better. The problem with that is you get 100 half dead zombie services and it's really hard to know which services are actually supported and which aren't.
It's the Amazon equivalent of Google creating 10 different messenger applications only Amazon never kills an old service, they just let it rot forever.
I think this is what leads to a lot of MVP-type services. A large customer clamors for some individual niche feature, AWS implements a MVP version of it, and then the team moves on to the next feature request (which might be for a completely different service, leaving the MVP in a perpetual MVP state).
Yes, we paid for enterprise support, but it's especially good. They even contributed code to third-party open source projects to solve one of our bugs.
I hear often about google's support being terrible, but the enterprise support on google cloud is definitely an exception.
F.D: Aside from giving a talk at google stockholm once, I am not affiliated in any way.