Ask HN: Is it me or windows 10 slow as sh**?

Re:Ask HN: Is it me or windows 10 slow as sh**? by cell9840179419 on Sunday July 05, 2020 @08:32AM (#23738215)

Lol. I use both mac and PC. I have a theory. The more you curse at them the slower it gets. I think their voice asst captures the curses and slurs and assigns a cursometer rating. It determines how fast my windows works.

Since then I boot my pc and I say, I love my country, my God and microsoft (the other two are necessary to sound sincere). Since then things have felt better. It atleast stops the Belichek type of urges.

Seriously though, if your file explorer does not start, it helps to start the task manager and open a task in file menu, named explorer.exe.

I have such tips for mundane things like outlook or Chrome.

I have started believing that microsoft does not love me.

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Re:Ask HN: Is it me or windows 10 slow as sh**? by cell9840179419 on Sunday July 05, 2020 @08:38AM (#23738235)

One more thing, while hung, it occassionally throws up an ancient styled msg box that says "RPC failed". I have a suspension they are returning the slurs by citing my intellect and body parts.

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