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Re:Quantum fluctuations have been shown to affect macroscopi... by martinclayton on Thursday July 02, 2020 @09:03AM (#23712680)
Out of context perhaps, but rings true:

"...SQL is a direct consequence of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle..."

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Re:Quantum fluctuations have been shown to affect macroscopi... by The_rationalist on Thursday July 02, 2020 @11:43AM (#23714515)
I don't understand yet I know the uncertainty principle, would you mind to explain?
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Re:Quantum fluctuations have been shown to affect macroscopi... by tadhgf on Thursday July 02, 2020 @01:11PM (#23715426)
It's a joke about about SQL databases misbehaving, not physics
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