As a kid I was a compulsive liar and would make up non-existent stories.

With the advent of search engines I discovered that any story I can come up with actually happened somewhere in the world and has an article about it already.

Sounds like a Gettier problem / Gettier case [0]

Example: Fake barn county. You're driving in a county and see lots of barns. You point to one and say "that's a barn". Unbeknownst to you, almost all the barns are not barns but are facades. By accident you actually are pointing at one of the few real barns.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gettier_problem

Hence, everyone is wrong and right at the same time, citation needed of course.

And the original implementation of Docker was only 1,146 LOC [0]

[0] https://github.com/moby/moby/commit/a27b4b8cb8e838d03a99b6d2...

Time for a Docker implementation in D.

Lol. Should link the root though, plenty of suggestions for others: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16117172

And no one thought of Focker written in F#?

Is It too soon to talk about the C implementation?

gotta name the release candidate "Joe"....

Yes, of course, the same day :-)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16119712