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Re:Apple Should Buy a Search Engine, Analyst Says by stirlo on Tuesday June 09, 2020 @01:57AM (#23464088)
Headline: Apple should buy X!!!

Analysis: "Apple can make such acquisitions for less than $1 billion. This will be less than a week of Apple’s cash flow."

Logic: None! Apple makes $1 billion a week by avoiding running a bunch of minnow services with stronger competitors. Apple should buy X is a meme that needs to die.

Re:Apple Should Buy a Search Engine, Analyst Says by zaphirplane on Tuesday June 09, 2020 @05:47AM (#23465170)
Or buy something I have taken a short position in
Re:Apple Should Buy a Search Engine, Analyst Says by jagannathtech on Wednesday June 10, 2020 @12:11AM (#23473843)
Apple should buy Tesla ;)