Some guys like that bottled beer / Some like it in a can / Some say a keg's the best beer / For a real beer drinking man / Everyone has their favourite / But on one thing they agree / The greatest beer in all the world / Is the one you drink for free

Free beer free beer / That's my favourite brand / If I didn't have to buy it / It's the best beer in the land / Warm flat funky / It don't matter to me / The greatest beer in this whole world / Is the one you buy for me