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Re:The Third Age of JavaScript by 0xDEEPFAC on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @02:08PM (#23249919)
My prediction - the third age of Javascript will be the same as the second with tooling headaches, "transpiling", and fractured dialects. Except in this age we are all forced to use it as major companies sandbox away powerful APIs in favor of more control of their stores.

Dark times are ahead. The future is chrome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCfNhyIo_U

Re:The Third Age of JavaScript by thepaulstella on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @02:17PM (#23250019)
> Dark times are ahead. The future is chrome.

Nothing strikes fear into my heart like this does.

Re:The Third Age of JavaScript by RyanGoosling on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @02:47PM (#23250326)
Reminds me of that one Spongebob episode where everything was chrome.
Re:The Third Age of JavaScript by hinkley on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:12PM (#23250583)
I was thinking more Fury Road myself.