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Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by keithwhor on Sunday May 17, 2020 @04:57AM (#23210670)
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[0] https://esolangs.org/wiki/Hello_world_program_in_esoteric_la...

Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by nexuist on Sunday May 17, 2020 @05:00AM (#23210688)
Was that the inspiration for this? https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf
Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by bostik on Sunday May 17, 2020 @05:29AM (#23210805)
Both of those look like they were reading off of this: https://i.imgur.com/9MQv6z8.gif

I miss PLIF.

Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by edoceo on Sunday May 17, 2020 @05:17AM (#23210758)
This is the most chicken shit code I've ever seen - and I used to make a living doing VB6+COM
Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by Igelau on Sunday May 17, 2020 @08:47AM (#23211593)
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Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by blentrop on Sunday May 17, 2020 @08:27AM (#23211488)
I think VerboseFuck wins
Re:What Peak Hello World Looks Like by quickthrower2 on Sunday May 17, 2020 @07:12AM (#23211183)
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