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Re:Why America Is Losing the Toilet Race by Ghjklov on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @01:47AM (#22672335)
Okay imagine this. You finish taking a shit. And then there's a hole in the wall that you stick your ass in. Then your ass sealing the hole creates a vaccum where it can then flood the hole by violently shooting warm soapy water at your ass. It does this for 3 cycles with new recycled soapy water each time. Then it switches to the dryer mode and completely dries your behind.
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Re:Why America Is Losing the Toilet Race by downshun on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @02:18AM (#22672464)
Engineering details, what's the seal pressure reachable before rectal prolapse?

Yup.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

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Re:Why America Is Losing the Toilet Race by Ghjklov on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @02:21AM (#22672479)
That reminds me. This would never work since everyone has different sized asses.
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Re:Why America Is Losing the Toilet Race by DonHopkins on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @02:16AM (#22672453)
With a warning sticker that says: "DO NOT PUT REMAINING EYE OVER HOLE"
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Re:Why America Is Losing the Toilet Race by jcims on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @01:53AM (#22672365)
Where’s the Kickstarter
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