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Re:Study confirms vitamin D protects against colds and flu (... by neuronic on Tuesday March 17, 2020 @03:44AM (#22602652)
You could couple disinfecting against MRSA with vitamin D production by bombarding patients (and microorganisms) with UV rays.

Also maybe invest in the skin cancer department.

Re:Study confirms vitamin D protects against colds and flu (... by raxxorrax on Tuesday March 17, 2020 @03:56AM (#22602711)
And if everybody got wrinkles, age discrimination would be lessened too.