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Re:Harvard epidemiologist: my colleagues assumed UK coronavi... by saagarjha on Sunday March 15, 2020 @04:02PM (#22586233)
But what about my Hacker News habit? Surely there is Wi-Fi…
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Re:Harvard epidemiologist: my colleagues assumed UK coronavi... by dmos62 on Sunday March 15, 2020 @04:30PM (#22586473)
I'd end up simulating my own HN on paper.
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Re:Harvard epidemiologist: my colleagues assumed UK coronavi... by avip on Sunday March 15, 2020 @04:52PM (#22586651)
Maybe you can run the fakehn on-premise. At times of mass hysteria it's indistinguishable from the original.
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Re:Harvard epidemiologist: my colleagues assumed UK coronavi... by grogenaut on Sunday March 15, 2020 @04:34PM (#22586518)
Monte Carlo simulation or hidden Markov models?
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Re:Harvard epidemiologist: my colleagues assumed UK coronavi... by danbolt on Sunday March 15, 2020 @04:42PM (#22586590)
My heuristic is to take a oversimplified idea and express it in an authoritative tone on social/economic/administrative topics. Sign the username with pg and you’re good.
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