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Re:S&P 500 triggers 15-minute trading halt for the second ti... by doubleunplussed on Thursday March 12, 2020 @10:50AM (#22557439)
It's hard to buy toilet paper at all!
Re:S&P 500 triggers 15-minute trading halt for the second ti... by tunesmith on Thursday March 12, 2020 @02:16PM (#22559888)
Buy a $60 bidet attachment, you savages!