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Re:Where are all the animated SVGs? by fanf2 on Tuesday February 11, 2020 @05:19PM (#22303577)
My most hated example of gratuitously distracting page decoration is the wriggling jizz scribbles on https://theoutline.com

The worst part is that you can’t get rid the incontinent piss dribbles by whacking the reader mode icon, because the shithead web developers load the whole magazine into one page so reader mode only shows the first article.

The developers of that site deserve to have their faces rubbed in my analogies, assuming that isn’t the kind of thing that gets them off.

Re:Where are all the animated SVGs? by com2kid on Wednesday February 12, 2020 @12:01AM (#22305941)
> The worst part is that you can’t get rid the incontinent piss dribbles by whacking the reader mode icon

Eh, they don't animate in Firefox, so, a simple solution presents itself. :)

Re:Where are all the animated SVGs? by mirimir on Wednesday February 12, 2020 @12:14AM (#22306010)
They certainly do, for me anyway. In my cranky old Firefox.
Re:Where are all the animated SVGs? by blep-arsh on Tuesday February 11, 2020 @08:07PM (#22304742)
Oh cool, a faux-Flash site