> I personally hate the fact that agile...
Oh god, it's horrific.
There's now a whole profession of "scrum masters", most of whom haven't the first clue how to actually do anything much, and none of whom are needed - the scrum master was just the guy coordinating, a monor extra duty that could even rotate. But no, we have people hanging on to our industry, claiming to add value, who spend their days fussing over jira... it's a tragedy.
I personally hate the fact that agile, which started off as a couple people saying "we're all professionals and grownups here, let's talk regularly about how to combine this abstract thing we do with actual client needs" is now a whole industry.