But I like cartoons telling me about amazing drugs I desperately need in my life while someone soothingly mentions oily rectal leakage [1], compulsive gambling [2], and suicide [3] as potential side effects!

[1] https://www.drugs.com/sfx/orlistat-side-effects.html

[2] https://time.com/4317182/abilify-aristada-aripiprazole-sex-g...

[3] https://www.health.com/condition/depression/medications-depr...