>The lyrics describe the title establishment as a luxury resort where "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." On the surface, it tells the tale of a weary traveler who becomes trapped in a nightmarish luxury hotel that at first appears inviting and tempting. The song is an allegory about hedonism and self-destruction in the Southern California music industry of the late 1970s; Don Henley called it "our interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles"[6] and later reiterated "it's basically a song about the dark underbelly of the American dream and about excess in America, which is something we knew a lot about."
It's easy-to-start rapidly turns into a tarpit made of sparrow droppings.
(Rails/Django might be a different case, due to the benefits of having an MVC framework as base. But these exist in PHP as well)
There is no reason any code in any language should have this sort of problem. It isn't merely cruft from a long legacy of existence.