News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by mushufasa on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @04:44PM (#21707464)
"I stand with the people of China and that they need to hire researchers to design some new architecture, or anything extremely fancy."

This is amazing. Reminds me of the postmodernism generator: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by dozzman on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @04:59PM (#21707642)
I just got the same one... Are they pre-generated maybe?

Edit: Link: https://www.parrot.vc/-LvAxcZD23ySp2dL0sZw

Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by nloui on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @05:00PM (#21707665)
They generate on a cron job every 15 minutes and I also pass the site through a Cloudflare cache because I'm cheap and the actual code runs on a $5 DigitalOcean box :-)
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by apsdsm on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @06:28PM (#21708305)
That’s not cheap: that’s smart. Knowing this makes me like the whole thing even more.
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by codetrotter on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @05:02PM (#21707683)
Pre-generated is fine but could you change the text on the button that says “generate” to something else then?
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by raverbashing on Thursday December 05, 2019 @01:58AM (#21710492)
So, it's webscale already. VCs will love this! /s
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by codetrotter on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @05:00PM (#21707668)
Me too. They must be.
Re:Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC twe... by guelo on Wednesday December 04, 2019 @05:01PM (#21707677)
Me three.