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Re:Tesla Cybertruck by AndrewBissell on Friday November 22, 2019 @09:57AM (#21606067)
If there's one thing I want in a truck it's the ability to drive on a planet which I will never actually visit.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by ben509 on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:17AM (#21606256)
It's the logical conclusion of SUV marketing.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by blaser-waffle on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:29AM (#21606395)
"Yeah, but I could if I wanted to" -- middle class suburbanite, probably
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by JulianMorrison on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:18AM (#21606939)
They already sell cars with a bioweapon defense mode.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by hef19898 on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:31AM (#21607104)
Who does that? Seriously asking, even if I can imagine the answer already...
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by Zanni on Friday November 22, 2019 @12:00PM (#21607434)
Tesla does: https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-wildfires-bioweapon-defe.... It's an optional upgrade. I ordered it for my Model S because, at the time, Hawaii was experiencing really bad VOG, which my girlfriend was extremely sensitive to. On bad days, she could retreat to the Tesla, activate BioWeapon Defense mode, and experience some relief.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by olyjohn on Friday November 22, 2019 @03:31PM (#21609743)
I mean... a good respirator is like $30-40. Significant savings over a Model S, and you're not stuck in the car. But I suppose wearing a mask can be uncomfortable.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by slg on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:58AM (#21607403)
Tesla. It is unnecessary in almost all circumstances, but a lot of people have raved about it when dealing with California's wildfires for example.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by hef19898 on Friday November 22, 2019 @12:29PM (#21607754)
Ah, so they covered B and C weapons. What about A and hardened electronics?
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by emilecantin on Friday November 22, 2019 @01:01PM (#21608128)
Tesla, it's an option in the Model X's climate controls.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by freeflight on Friday November 22, 2019 @12:23PM (#21607671)
That's actually genius lol
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by adwi on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:00AM (#21606116)
Is that any less logical than owning a vehicle than can drive 2-3X over any legal speed limit?
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by dharmab on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:15AM (#21606249)
You can take any car to a racetrack and drive as fast as you like for a couple of hundred dollars per event. You can even get professional instruction.

https://www.scca.com/pages/scca-track-events

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by gameswithgo on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:20AM (#21606291)
those events do not let you go as fast as you like. there ARE some events that do but its a really bad idea in a car with no cage and safety equipment.

I've done it of course.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by selectodude on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:24AM (#21606327)
I've found that my stomach for speed is inversely proportional to how fast I'm allowed to go. I'm not sure I have the stones to go fast enough to need a roll cage on a race track.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by abfan1127 on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:00AM (#21606746)
you don't need the stones, just the money! Seriously though, check out 24 Hours of Lemons. We race in it. Its the best!
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by tapland on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:23AM (#21606317)
You can also be dropped on Mars with a pressurized Tesla.

Most people would put 'buying access to a track' into the 'things I will never do'-box.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by dharmab on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:28AM (#21606388)
It's a fairly common past time for people interested in fast cars. It's comparable in price to a day skiing.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by hef19898 on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:34AM (#21607136)
Same goes for off-roading. Luckily I live like an hour away from a big parc in Germany so my 1982 Range Rover can enjoy his natural environment at least a couple of times! Logically totally useless, but hell of fun!
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by heydabop on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:15AM (#21606900)
There's a small track I can get on for $35, tho I won't hit triple digits.

Track nights can be as low as $125 and you will hit triple digits.

But yea, $125 is equally as out of reach as being dropped on Mars.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by theplague42 on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:09AM (#21606186)
That's for fuel efficiency and acceleration. You wouldn't want to constantly redline your engine.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by Jamwinner on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:04AM (#21606142)
One you can actually do, so yeah.