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Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by tasogare on Monday November 18, 2019 @07:56AM (#21563924)
My best Asian tatoo anecdote: I was at a party and chatted with a girl that had a five Chinese characters tatto. I deciphered it as "the mountain cat search a family". The girl correct me on the first word which meant lynx (which was correct), but was otherwise super impressed.

« — You are the first person I ever met that understand it!!

— No big deal, I’m read some Chinese.

— It’s Japanese tho.

— Yeah, it’s Japanese... »

Then I walked away without telling her I was majoring... in Japanese.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by StavrosK on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:03AM (#21563951)
I don't understand, was it Japanese or not?
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by ddevault on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:11AM (#21563991)
The two written languages are, to a small degree, mutually intelligible. But it's like translating by converting a sentence to a bunch of on-topic words in no particular order which convey ideas from the original, often including a few wrong ideas that leak from anachronisms.

Example: "I went on a hike and saw a 'mountain dark fly alive thing' yesterday!" probably means an owl or something.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by zhte415 on Monday November 18, 2019 @11:19AM (#21565459)
Owl is cat-head-eagle 猫头鹰(Mandarin). :)
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by thaumasiotes on Monday November 18, 2019 @11:16AM (#21565436)
> 'mountain dark fly alive thing'

山暗飞生物? I'd be pretty shocked at a word for an indigenous species (like "owl") that was more than two characters.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by ddevault on Tuesday November 19, 2019 @09:41AM (#21573238)
The example was not meant to be taken literally.
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by StavrosK on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:15AM (#21564016)
Ah, I see, thank you.
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by SlowRobotAhead on Monday November 18, 2019 @10:50AM (#21565217)
It was explained to me by a Japanese literature teacher this is why Asian people so readily took to and love emojis.

Not because they’re cute but because they’re are semi-reflective of how they’re used to reading.

Edit: HN won’t let me paste emoji examples :( they were pretty good I thought.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by tasogare on Monday November 18, 2019 @09:01AM (#21564332)
It wasn’t. It was Chinese without any ambiguity[2] because of the word order[1]. Also, Japanese equivalent would have been longer and used characters specific to Japanese (hiragana) to write flexion of the verb, and casual particles.

[1] One could argue it may have been kanbun, that is Classical Chinese read with Japanese readings, but I think the character meaning cat was written in its simplified form (which is the same in Japanese and Simplified Chinese) so this rule this out. And someone which that much knowledge would state it if it was the case.

[2] Edit: the choice of vocabulary, while existing in Chinese, leaned a bit towards Japanese. I'm asking native Chinese speaker for confirmation. So, it was a weird mix, but not real Japanese.

PS: as far as I remember is was written 山猫求家族 but I may be wrong.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by Asraelite on Tuesday November 19, 2019 @08:25AM (#21572596)
Could it perhaps have been a Chinese language other than Mandarin, where the vocabulary choice would not be out of place?
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by StavrosK on Monday November 18, 2019 @09:07AM (#21564369)
That clarifies it, thanks.
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by bsznjyewgd on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:10AM (#21563987)
It was in Chinese but the girl thought it was in Japanese.
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by StavrosK on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:12AM (#21563996)
But then why would majoring in Japanese matter? Unless it was Kanji?
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by irrational on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:36AM (#21564168)
Because he recognized that she was wrong. It was Chinese and not Japanese.
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by thaumasiotes on Monday November 18, 2019 @11:21AM (#21565491)
https://web.archive.org/web/20101124040141/http://spikedmath...

On a radically different note, I find it kind of surreal that comics 334 and 335 have been silently excised from this comic's archives page, and #333 now links forward to #336.

Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by dazhengca on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:09AM (#21563975)
Probably kanji, Chinese characters
Re:Gibberish Asian Font Mystery Solved (2006) by mstade on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:01AM (#21563946)
Great story, thanks for sharing!

Whenever I see someone wearing a tattoo with characters like these I can't help but wonder if it's actually what the wearer believes it to be, or if it's just items off a take-out menu...