[1] https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/804992239/current-affai...
[2] https://www.theringer.com/2017/3/23/16044958/new-left-media-...
Stoner teens would grow up to be part of the author's target demographic.
Your analogy would be better if it was along the lines of a corporate boardroom-stalker trespassing their way into the author's home office, complaining about how cramped it is and that the view is worthless, but then still contemplating buying it up as an investment for the future.
The author's argument (and it takes a while for the article to get there) is much more systemically fundamental than "corporate trespass good", "personal trespass bad".
I doubt it - some unknown dudebro passed out on your carpet in a pool of their bodily fluids seems like too much to deal with at 3am for a poor reporter with writer's block.
"... private (corporate-owned and fair game) property. Presumably his office is in the latter category."
"I’m not talking about breaking into your neighbor’s house at 3:00 a.m. to rummage through their stuff for drugs or money. This is the mental image that most of us probably associate with trespassing—"
However if you were making a "tragedy of the commons" reference, then I'd be more inclined to agree.
Edited to add: But, yes, the article's headline and intro is a front for the author's argument against growing corporate ownership of the planet.
I tend to agree with the point being made, so I'm less likely to get snarky about "evil corporations" etc.