> You can eat the pufferfish (and I must say that I urge you to)

Ahaha, just like a statist to wish death upon their enemies. You really took the high road there, buddy.

> Plenty of things part of nature are illegal, including (but not limited to) rubbing the back of a frog that produces deadly toxins onto all the objects in your home.

See, this is what I'm talking about; you guys wanna take all of the coolest frogs away!