News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:My Favourite Git Commit by jplayer01 on Friday October 18, 2019 @08:00AM (#21290571)
Final paragraph:

> All in all, I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys for children and Elton John/Justin Bieber crossover CDs for all eternity.

I also nominate this commit.

Re:My Favourite Git Commit by rpmisms on Friday October 18, 2019 @10:48AM (#21291838)
Pure, rage-filled, git commits are possibly the most honest form of art.
Re:My Favourite Git Commit by kitd on Friday October 18, 2019 @12:11PM (#21292579)
It's where the commit message comes in the process that makes them noteworthy. They're the final chance for a developer to vent their spleen or blow their trumpet before signing off on the results of possibly days of work.
Re:My Favourite Git Commit by jugad on Saturday October 19, 2019 @12:10AM (#21296716)
George Carlin would probably approve and applaud.
Re:My Favourite Git Commit by thameera on Saturday October 19, 2019 @05:57AM (#21297685)
Also from the commit message:

> like Shift JIS (sometimes called SHIT JIZZ)

Back then when I was working for a Japanese outsourced project, the code won't compile unless the computer's locale was set to Japanese because the C code had comments in Shift JIS.