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Re:Why Isn't Functional Programming the Norm? [video] by gpderetta on Thursday October 17, 2019 @08:45AM (#21281420)
"A FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language"
Re:Why Isn't Functional Programming the Norm? [video] by classified on Thursday October 17, 2019 @09:01AM (#21281526)
And structured programming (including, of course, FP) is for quiche eaters!
Re:Why Isn't Functional Programming the Norm? [video] by classified on Thursday October 17, 2019 @12:02PM (#21283434)
For those who don't get the allusion:

https://web.mit.edu/humor/Computers/real.programmers