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Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by killjoywashere on Monday September 23, 2019 @09:07PM (#21055467)
The pets won't die of starvation. They tend to eat their former owners. Cats especially seem to go for the face. Source: am pathologist.
Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by kerkeslager on Monday September 23, 2019 @09:13PM (#21055486)
Well, your screen name was aptly chosen.
Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by kerkeslager on Wednesday September 25, 2019 @01:24AM (#21067867)
I just wanted to comment that my post wasn't intended as a criticism, even though it might have come across that way. Your screen name is humorous and your post was informative!
Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by JadeNB on Tuesday September 24, 2019 @03:42PM (#21063795)
> The pets won't die of starvation. They tend to eat their former owners.

… and then die of starvation, presumably.

Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by killjoywashere on Wednesday September 25, 2019 @01:21AM (#21067858)
nah, the stink brings the neighbors before that.
Re:Suicide Data Reveal New Intervention Spots, Such as Motel... by klyrs on Monday September 23, 2019 @09:54PM (#21055727)
Can confirm, a partner of mine has a kitty with a lil bit of face-eating in her past.