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Re:Full Body Teleportation System by greensoap on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @03:56PM (#20870525)
None.

The application was rejected by the USPTO. And the applicant Abandoned the application. It will never become a patent.

This is a non-story. The application was filed by someone who willingly spent their money. The USPTO rejected it. And now its on the front of Hackernews.

Re:Full Body Teleportation System by derefr on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @04:32PM (#20870862)
Why are you interpreting this post as an attempt at news? It's almost-certainly an attempt at ridicule.