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Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by Deukhoofd on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @08:14AM (#20865762)
This article has some questionable word choices.

"We contacted SpaceX to get its take on ESA's antics, but nothing has yet emerged from Musk's media orifice"

"In 2018, the boffins keeping track of things"

Is this considered professional journalism nowadays?

Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by ISL on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @08:37AM (#20865896)
Many British publications use the term.

boffin: Noun (British informal) A person engaged in scientific or technical research. [1]

It appears regularly in the Economist, too [2].

[1] https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/boffin

[2] https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2019/08/08/...

Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by codeulike on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @08:55AM (#20866004)
You don't often hear Orifice though
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by sp332 on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @08:17AM (#20865774)
That's just the Register. Check out some of their other articles, they pretty much have the same kind of jokes.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by teh_klev on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @09:56AM (#20866474)
El-Reg has been a staple of IT news reporting since the 90's, this is their house style. It's an irreverent play on the red top style of reporting used by British tabloids.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by NotSammyHagar on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @10:23AM (#20866723)
I love that publication and how the register makes fun of the big tech companies, like calling google "the chocolate factory".
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by teh_klev on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @03:44PM (#20870382)
That and "fondle slabs" for Apple devices. It's been my daily coffee-break read since they started all those years ago. I don't know if it's the case now, but they wore their ban from Apple events (for not showing enough fawning) as a badge of pride for many years.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by userbinator on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @08:16AM (#20865766)
This is the normal style of The Register.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by blauekapelle on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @09:57AM (#20866481)
The register is a very reputable news site, known for their tabloid-parody style with crude jokes, but very good reporting. They've been around since 1994.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by iamnotacrook on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @09:14AM (#20866151)
"Is this considered professional journalism nowadays?". No, it's just how that site uses English. They probably think it's funny or something. It's trivial to find an alternative sites for the story.
Re:ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation' by monadgonad on Tuesday September 03, 2019 @09:24AM (#20866237)
Don't confuse professional with dry and boring.