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Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by snockerton on Wednesday August 28, 2019 @07:29PM (#20825132)
I'm glad that others are voicing the same issues I'm experiencing. Sometimes I wonder if I'm taking crazy pills.

My solution has been to place an Apple bluetooth keyboard -on top- of my 15" MBP keyboard and that seems to work pretty well, but wow, it shouldn't have come to this...

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by madeofpalk on Wednesday August 28, 2019 @07:43PM (#20825231)
??? People has been voicing this for years.

While it had been a common complaint before, Casey Johnson really blew the story up in 2017 https://theoutline.com/post/2402/the-new-macbook-keyboard-is...

WSJ: "Appl Still Hasn’t Fixd Its MacBook Kyboad Problm" https://www.wsj.com/graphics/apple-still-hasnt-fixed-its-mac...

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by endorphone on Wednesday August 28, 2019 @08:14PM (#20825437)
This has been a hugely reported upon issue, so much so that Apple has a whole extended warranty and keyboard replacement program in place.

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Anews.ycombinator.com+...

Surprised that anyone has missed this, as it has been front-paged on HN dozens if not hundreds of time.

https://support.apple.com/en-ca/keyboard-service-program-for...

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by FireBeyond on Thursday August 29, 2019 @03:12AM (#20827398)
And yet even in this story, there are multiple comments a la "Yawn. I can't believe this is an issue. Apple shouldn't be paying attention to niche complainers."
Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by parasubvert on Thursday August 29, 2019 @08:33AM (#20828890)
Because the level of vitriol is not commensurate with the problem? They'll replace the keyboards, most people don't have issues. (I know I don't, 2+ years in).

Nerd entitlement rage is monotonous. The latest models 4th gen keyboards are pretty much fine.

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by GordonS on Thursday August 29, 2019 @05:48PM (#20834036)
Couple of things though:

- they'll only replace the keyboard for up to 4 years after the purchase date

- they'll replace it with the same faulty keyboard, so there's a good chance it'll have the same fault again, only once it's put of warranty

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by endorphone on Thursday August 29, 2019 @07:54PM (#20834788)
"they'll replace it with the same faulty keyboard"

We know they've gone through several revisions that have purportedly reduced the incidents of problems, and they'll likely go through more improvements. When you get your keyboard replaced they will use the better variant.

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by tenpies on Wednesday August 28, 2019 @07:41PM (#20825219)
Thankfully I get to make my own hardware decisions, so I've made a point of ordering a new MBP every time a new revision is released, and promptly returning it to Apple the next day when I realize the keyboard is still absolute rubbish.

I would like to think that maybe if some person at Apple runs a report for returns and see that "keyboard" accounts for a huge majority of returns, they may actually act with some semblance of haste.

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by TMWNN on Thursday August 29, 2019 @04:59AM (#20827883)
>My solution has been to place an Apple bluetooth keyboard -on top- of my 15" MBP keyboard and that seems to work pretty well, but wow, it shouldn't have come to this...

I did that with my 2008 unibody Macbook Pro (yes, Macbook keyboards also sometimes broke pre-2016), which also suffered from EM209 [1] (second time, beyond Apple's free-fix period). I used heavy-duty rubber bands to both hold the screen together along the non-visible borders, and affix the wireless keyboard over the computer's. Certainly something to never ever show anyone else, but completely functional with the exception of the inability to close up the computer. Only after failing to start one day did I replace it with the 2012 non-Retina I am typing on; come to think of it, it's now exactly as old as the 2008 when it completely died, albeit in full working order. (It did need a keyboard repair. I am hard on keyboards.)

[1] https://randyzwitch.com/broken-macbook-pro-hinge-fixed-free/

Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by gnicholas on Thursday August 29, 2019 @01:12AM (#20826859)
Can't believe I haven't thought of this! I've been using an Apple BT keyboard with my MBP but never thought to stack it right on top of the butterfly keyboard. I can confirm that it fits the 13" MPB, just like your 15"!
Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by gnicholas on Thursday August 29, 2019 @01:39AM (#20826953)
Update: my Apple BT keyboard (which is many years old -- it takes 3 AA batteries, not 2) slightly covers the top of the trackpad on my 13" MBP. This means that the palm rejection algorithm does not work as well. I may be able to get it to work for me by just adjusting how I hold my hands when typing, but it's not a clear home-run with my smaller laptop and possibly larger keyboard. I would seriously consider getting a smaller BT keyboard to make this work, though.
Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by gilesgate on Thursday August 29, 2019 @01:35AM (#20826928)
Haven't tried that, but it really sounds it would be terrible to the wrists after prolonged use (in which case "prolonged" would mean longer than 10-15 minutes).
Re:MacBook Pro Keyboard Drives Me Crazy by hunta2097 on Wednesday August 28, 2019 @07:45PM (#20825253)
I've been fighting my MBP15 keyboard for so long. Eventually I put a USB PC keyboard on my desk with a matching keyboard map.

Abso-fucking-lute bliss! I think my productivity has gone up literally 80%