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Re:Cryptic, allusive messages from Hong Kong's wealthiest ty... by zhoujianfu on Thursday August 22, 2019 @10:00AM (#20768129)
I believe the correct joke is simply:

So they sentenced themselves to death.

Re:Cryptic, allusive messages from Hong Kong's wealthiest ty... by dspillett on Thursday August 22, 2019 @12:44PM (#20769940)
Probably, I have a tendency to overcomplicate things, particularly when explaining or otherwise talking to others, which can really wreck jokes...
Re:Cryptic, allusive messages from Hong Kong's wealthiest ty... by _underfl0w_ on Thursday August 22, 2019 @12:58PM (#20770130)
Talk about a death sentence
Re:Cryptic, allusive messages from Hong Kong's wealthiest ty... by rv-de on Thursday August 22, 2019 @07:50PM (#20773441)
They literally did.