>Sometimes I’ll move the Peloton bike into our gallery so I can spend time with my half gay husband while he reads Architectural Digest wearing combat boots

I definitely lol'd. Half gayness notwithstanding, this is like an upscale caricature of a normal evening in my house and lot of households.

"Spend $2k on our bike and for just $40/mo you can get in shape while you ignore each other"