Google Cloud Is Down

Re:Google Cloud Is Down by JimboOmega on Sunday June 02, 2019 @04:28PM (#20077902)

Just like AWS, then. "Some users are experiencing increased error rates" = "Everything has been down for hours"

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by bsimpson on Sunday June 02, 2019 @04:42PM (#20078005)

"Everything is fine, unless you're Carl. There's a massage outage, but only at Carl's house. Sorry, Carl."

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by notatoad on Sunday June 02, 2019 @09:29PM (#20079716)

I'm also experiencing a massage outage. Please send masseuse.

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by bsimpson on Sunday June 02, 2019 @09:44PM (#20079779)

Goddammit some (most?) days I can't type. "Massive"

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by quickthrower2 on Sunday June 02, 2019 @11:17PM (#20080133)

I got the missive. Thanks.

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by djsumdog on Sunday June 02, 2019 @05:15PM (#20078256)

I remember when S3 was down and the status was green because the updates for the status page with pushed via S3.

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by chmhsm on Sunday June 02, 2019 @07:35PM (#20079164)

That's not just ironic, that's stupid. How do you count on S3 to update S3 status? Isn't that a huge design fault?

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by philliphaydon on Sunday June 02, 2019 @10:20PM (#20079922)

Yes and they fixed that. :)

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Re:Google Cloud Is Down by Analemma_ on Sunday June 02, 2019 @08:44PM (#20079498)

Azure too. During the most recent outage a couple weeks ago their Twitter account acknowledged the incident an hour before the status page did.

So no matter where you go for your cloud services, you're guaranteed a useless status page. Yippee.

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