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Re:James Webb Space Telescope emerges successfully from fina... by NikolaeVarius on Friday May 31, 2019 @10:15AM (#20061048)
We also can't fix this, because it was designed to be unfixable. Making it fixable would counter productively make the design more complex.
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Re:James Webb Space Telescope emerges successfully from fina... by jjoonathan on Friday May 31, 2019 @11:07AM (#20061568)
With a $10 billion telescope dead in the water and the clock ticking, Louis Rossman leads a crack team of Apple repairmen -- specialists in fixing sytems designed to be unfixable -- through accelerated astronaut training for a last-chance human mission to L2! Will they save the day? Or will the inky clutches of space doom the mission and leave them stranded farther from civilization than any human in history?
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Re:James Webb Space Telescope emerges successfully from fina... by RosanaAnaDana on Friday May 31, 2019 @11:17AM (#20061671)
Elon Musk spots them a SpaceX rocket. Joe Rogan puts them through basic training.

I'd watch this youtube red series

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Re:James Webb Space Telescope emerges successfully from fina... by zanny on Friday May 31, 2019 @11:34AM (#20061833)
Starring Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson as Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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Re:James Webb Space Telescope emerges successfully from fina... by hhh on Friday May 31, 2019 @11:17AM (#20061672)
Can't wait for the theater version, starring Louis Rossman!
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