The Node example has zero external dependencies outside of the Node.js standard library.
All of your stated benefits are nice for the maintainer but mean little to the end user. This gushing praise for Node reads like nobody has ever built elegant CLI apps until Ryan Dahl turned of age and put JS on a server.
There are as many exceptions to that rule are there are examples when it’s true. Code golfing, minifified code, shell 1 liners, Perl, etc.
Line counts mean jack shit.
But of course, scary symbols is scary.
Nevertheless, it is you who choose to engage with my comments on such a dismissive note. I am prepared that my statements will initially be called ridiculous, but speaking one's mind is a great way to learn faster and there's always plenty to catch up with.
Line numbers are always a terrible metric for proving anything but in this case your especially abusing that data.