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Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by panarky on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @12:01PM (#19982582)
Innovator - To help me ride my bike on dangerous mountain trails, I made a sturdy frame and fat, knobby tires.

HN - The bike is the wrong tool for transportation in mountains. For absolute safety you must only use a cable car or funicular.

Innovator - But cable cars and funiculars are impractical for the mountain trails I want to ride, and my current road race bike with weak frame and skinny tires is dangerous off-road.

HN - A sturdy frame and fat, knobby tires only provide the illusion of safety, which is worse than no safety at all. Never go to the mountains unless you're in a cable car or funicular.

Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by eljimmy on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @12:09PM (#19982662)
Not a good analogy to compare tire sizes for mountain biking to information security in Javascript.

You should be comparing bicycle locks.

Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by penagwin on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @12:58PM (#19983103)
cough it doesn't really matter cough

Innovator - To help communicate with other HN readers, I created an analogy about mountain bikes and their tire size!

HN - Not a good analogy to compare tire sizes for mountain biking to information security in Javascript. You should be comparing bicycle locks.

Innovator - My analogy still makes sense though? Consider my physical safety to be roughly equivalent to information security. While bike locks could certainly work for the analogy as well they just weren't the choice we decided to go with.

HN - Your analogy falls apart with edge cases X, Y and Z', bike locks have been used for analogies since.....

Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by osrec on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @01:07PM (#19983175)
Reminds me of a recent discussion I had on HN! https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19873055

This particular response really made me chuckle: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19873801

My analogy related to SQL, but we ended up talking about the complexities of physics...

Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by kevin_thibedeau on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @01:23PM (#19983316)
What color is the bike? I suggest camo for added security.
Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by zachrose on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @01:42PM (#19983518)
Forget the bike, what color of shed are you going to keep it in?
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Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by panarky on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @01:28PM (#19983384)
You're not a real pedant until you can spell it correctly.

(Who says we're not fun?)

Re:Tanker: End-to-End Encryption SDK for JavaScript by the8472 on Wednesday May 22, 2019 @03:10PM (#19984439)
Pendant is spelled correctly. After all we might be wearing charms against fun.