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Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by rchiniquy on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @12:10PM (#19971527)
The validity of the comparison aside, if Apple had bought Tesla in 2013, I feel pretty confident Tesla would be worth more now than it is.
Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by m463 on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @07:39PM (#19976264)
I think step one would have been to offshore everything.

That said, if Elon Musk had taken over apple from within (like steve jobs did via next) apple might have gotten more interesting.

Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by beatgammit on Thursday May 23, 2019 @09:19AM (#19991461)
And it might also suddenly have money issues.

Elon Musk is certainly innovative, but he's certainly not a saver. He seems to like to take resources to grow as quickly as possible instead of growing at a controlled, steady pace like larger companies do. Basically, he's more "go big or get more funding" than "slow and steady wins the race".

Jobs was pretty good at design and hyping up modest improvements. Elon just wants to wow everyone.

Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by raverbashing on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @12:23PM (#19971661)
Given the push Apple can do to things like battery factories, sensor manufacturers and other things it makes me wonder.

This is one of the Apple "secret sauces". Want Gorilla Glass? You get me the latest gen exclusively and I help you build your factory.

Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by WalterSear on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @12:35PM (#19971785)
It's had such a big effect, it's arguably the secret sauce.
Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by throwayEngineer on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @12:56PM (#19971983)
What would they synergize? Apple is known for marketing, which is already Elons speciality.

Tesla cars are first revision technology, which means almost starting from scratch anyway.

Two companies that live on reputation instead of quality would tarnish both.

Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by Traster on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @01:33PM (#19972440)
Apple is known for its operations. Tim Cooke was head of ops before he was CEO, imagine Tesla produced the same cars as today, but when it wanted to ship its inventory to Europe it didn't tank an entire quarter of sales because of fuck ups? Or imagine if Tesla had a competent scale-up of manufacturing their Model 3. Those are the things that Apple could help a lot with.
Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by xkjkls on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @01:00PM (#19972021)
Apple's limitless access to capital would be one. Tesla has really had dial down many of their ambitions because of how expensive it is for them to raise capital.
Re:Apple tried to buy Tesla for more than it’s currently wor... by jraines on Tuesday May 21, 2019 @02:13PM (#19973006)
replace the plug with a lightning port and sell dongles