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Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by chasd00 on Friday April 26, 2019 @09:37AM (#19757292)
Three team leads were sitting at an airport bar waiting on a flight. The first says "my developers are so strong they can code all day without a single break". The second lead replied "my developers are so dedicated they will work through the night without rest until the job is done". The third listened intently and then replied "my developers are professionals, they eat when they are hungry and they sleep when they are tired".
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by dtwhitney on Friday April 26, 2019 @09:56AM (#19757487)
Aww come on! No punch line?
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by afturner on Friday April 26, 2019 @10:25AM (#19757835)
I think the punch line is that the last dude doesn't exist
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by nicoburns on Friday April 26, 2019 @11:00AM (#19758206)
I have only ever worked for people that take this attitude, and now that I lead my own team, I am sure to make this clear to them too.
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by socceroos on Friday April 26, 2019 @08:07PM (#19762833)
"hi, I exist", said the manager who still exerts pressure on developers to work overtime with compressed project timelines and explicit and implicit pressures but pays lip service to healthy living.
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by tericho on Friday April 26, 2019 @11:05AM (#19758251)
Hi I exist
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by barbecue_sauce on Friday April 26, 2019 @10:22AM (#19757799)
More of a koan than a joke.
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by kowdermeister on Friday April 26, 2019 @11:44AM (#19758699)
Here's one: "...yeah, they all wear golden handcuffs :)"
Re:Impact of a Night of Sleep Deprivation on Novice Develope... by burnt1ce on Friday April 26, 2019 @11:52AM (#19758799)
slow clap